Dumb email. Names have been changed to protect the retarded.

These are in descending order, that is, the first one is one the bottom.

Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:51 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Motorcyclists be careful on xxxxxx
Again I must point out your ignorance. I believe you are thinking of bald eagles.
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Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:48 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Motorcyclists be careful on xxxxxxxxx

Please. Seals have round red noses, big feet and wear makeup. Haven’t you ever been to a Mary Kay party?
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Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:48 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Motorcyclists be careful on xxxxxxxxxx

Those are seals. You’re stupid.
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Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:45 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Motorcyclists be careful on xxxxxxx

Don’t be stupid. Bears balance on big multi-colored balls. Sheesh!
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From:
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:46 PM
To:
Subject: RE: Motorcyclists be careful on XXXXXXXXXXX

You can’t. You’re not a bear.
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Email2
From: xxx
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:42 PM
To: xxx
Subject: FW: Motorcyclists be careful on XXXXXX

What if I’m driving a unicycle?
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EMAIL 1: Company Announcement
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:38 PM
Subject: Motorcyclists be careful on xxxxxx

Just an FYI - there is a load of gravel that has been dumped on or by XXXXXXX. and if you are driving a motorcycle in this area it could be dangerous!!