A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Donegal, Ireland. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the far end of the bar, drunken old Paddy slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, old Paddy slapped his money down on the bar and said,"Give the ballerina another drink!"
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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Does anybody else get it?
That's an old one. I heard it last week. Get some new material.
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